This presentation HEAVILY based on Andraz Tori's NoSQL talk in November 2011 at Vblatu Trust me I'm an engineer http://9gag.com/gag/4248619 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4248619_700b.jpg New York City http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/new-york/new-york-city/ http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/new-york/new-york-city/images/new-york-city.jpg OMG Rage Face http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/210403 http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/210/403/OhCrap.png [10] Guy - how high are you http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/213464-10-guy--2 http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/213/464/35dgzv.jpg Google - preventing people from working http://9gag.com/gag/4255852 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4255852_700b.jpg Earthquake - Facebook http://9gag.com/gag/4245669 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4245669_700b.jpg Seinfeld - Never been anyone's type http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47giutBNX1qh6e83o1_500.jpg Mercator http://not.mocvirc.si/sponzorji http://not.mocvirc.si/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Mercator.jpg Thumbs up http://www.ibridgeplayer.com/2-reasons-why-you-should-reverse-your-attitude-signals http://www.ibridgeplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thumbs-up2.jpg Rihanna red hair http://www.gastronomista.com/2011_11_01_archive.html http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ihp-vkvAd0A/TefilhdGtCI/AAAAAAAAANk/qR8NTLHHbNc/s1600/Rihanna-red-hair-top-bun-Hairstyle.jpg Rihanna twitter photo https://twitter.com/#!/RIHANNA Lazy people fact http://9gag.com/gag/4255188 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4255188_700b.jpg Graduates this month http://9gag.com/gag/4254768 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4254768_700b.jpg I can't close my wallet - too much money http://9gag.com/gag/4248700 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4248700_700b.jpg Hamax's presentations http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pezmb/ http://i.qkme.me/3pezmb.jpg